It's kind of hard to see in the picture, but I screwed up. I was backing out of the carport, and turning to avoid the pickup that parked their (just out of the picture) and I caught the corner of the Escape on the pillar.
The carport is fine, the Escape is not.
The first quote I got to fix it is around $1,400. Jordan's going to call around to see if we can do any better - but there is only two places in town that do body work of any kind. It's the entire front bumper that needs to be replaced.